Archive for November, 2008

Alcoholics Nonanonymous

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

PERSON: I went to the AA meeting and I saw [John Smith] there.
OTHER PERSON: I thought it was supposed to be anonymous.
PERSON: Well, it’s not anonymous because I went to the meeting and he was there and I could clearly see who he was.

QUESTION: What does DUI stand for?
PERSON: Drinking under the influence.

Bumper stickers

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

“It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.”

Election time

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

“I have noticed that successful politicians do one of two things: they keep doing a good job, or they keep telling people that they are doing a good job.”