Dusty Baker on the upcoming Rockies-Padres game:
“The team that gets the most two out RBI hits is going to win.”
Not, um, the team that scores the most runs.
I love it when this happens:
Two out RBI hits for Padres: 1
Two out RBI hits for Rockies: 0
Runs for Padres: 8
Runs for Rockies: 9